Plain-English, one mistake at a time
Every guide is a real interactive checklist — tick boxes as you go, built from mistakes that actually happen.
Address Sanity Checker
Paste a destination address and pick what you're sending — checks the format and checksum, and flags known wrong-network traps. Nothing leaves your browser.
Open tool →Moving crypto off an exchange without losing it
The step-by-step safety checklist: test sends, address checking, and picking the right network — the mistake that destroys funds forever.
Open guide →The wrong-network mistake that destroys funds
Some coins live on more than one network. Send on the wrong one and the money is gone — here's how to check before you press send.
Open guide →5 red flags to check before buying any coin
Token unlocks, supply overhang, and chart structure — a simple checklist that filters out most bad buys in ten minutes.
Setting up a hardware wallet as a normal person
What a hardware wallet actually does, how to back up your recovery phrase safely, and which coins can't go on it.
The lottery sleeve: fun money without wrecking your savings
If you must gamble on meme coins, here's how to size the bet so a wipeout doesn't matter.
Built by someone who nearly got it wrong too.
Most crypto guides are written by developers, for traders. I'm neither. I'm an ordinary person in Essex who moved my own crypto off exchanges, nearly sent coins down the wrong network, and slowly worked out how to stay safe — without learning to code.
These guides are the instructions I wish someone had given me: short, plain English, and honest about the mistakes that actually lose people money.